Sunday, October 02, 2005

cloning

It'd be interesting if instead of cloning people we cloned hotdogs instead.
Imagine the creatures of fantasy and wonder that would be created. Gone are the stale and clichéd pastiche "monsters" of the past; the gryphon, satyrs, cockatrice etc. Instead envision a succulent beast reverse-engineered from nature's most eclectic meat.
We would do to them what we've done to the other slave races of earth (cow, dog) and turn them all back into hot-dogs.