Sunday, October 02, 2005

cloning

It'd be interesting if instead of cloning people we cloned hotdogs instead.
Imagine the creatures of fantasy and wonder that would be created. Gone are the stale and clich├ęd pastiche "monsters" of the past; the gryphon, satyrs, cockatrice etc. Instead envision a succulent beast reverse-engineered from nature's most eclectic meat.
We would do to them what we've done to the other slave races of earth (cow, dog) and turn them all back into hot-dogs.

15 Comments:

Blogger Black_Bart said...

Could you please suggest that brontosaurus be added to the menu next time you stalk to the manager. Thanks.

11:56 PM  
Blogger TeoZilla said...

I'd worry about strange diseases... Diseases from hotdogs, hmmm, maybe that's already a risk.

7:12 PM  
Blogger zombi_king said...

if disease is a belly full of strange meat, i dont know what it is to be well.

11:33 PM  
Blogger stephen said...

Would they still taste delicious like hot dogs? If so, then I'm all for it.

12:13 AM  
Blogger Donald McBain III said...

You are no better than one of my fucking Tango Marks Bock east.
Cloning should never be wasted on animals. That fucking sheep was a waste of resources. I'm enacting a plan to take over the capitol buildings of 4 states simultaneously until they clone Hitler, and Stalin. Why you ask?
NONE OF YOUR FUCKING BUSINESS!
DMBIII

9:34 AM  
Blogger Bdawg said...

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12:23 AM  
Blogger Dr Kuha said...

That McBain guy is crazy....If I cloned anything it would be myself. Everyone wants a piece of me, so I might as well deliver.

10:19 PM  
Blogger Cowboy said...

update jackass

10:50 PM  
Blogger Froyd said...

the cowboy speaks the truf!

9:48 PM  
Blogger Grubbs_The_Mighty said...

hmm, that does sound tasty

6:29 PM  
Blogger Fahd Mirza said...

I want to clone myself. One peace I will send to office, other to shopping, other to teach , and I will do what I have always wanted to do.

1:58 AM  
Blogger Quaddle said...

I've got my own plans about cloning...

3:35 AM  
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