Tuesday, September 13, 2005

Eastern Wisdom meets Western Comfort.

Close your eyes.
Imagine the most beautiful meadow.
Now imagine there is a box in middle of the meadow.
Open that box.
It's OK. Open it.
It's for you.

That's right, it's what you've -until now-- only dreamt about.
It's pants.
But not just any pants.
These pants tell the future.

Imagine a pair of pants stylish enough to "get you into the club,"
yet comfortable enough to "shit yourself in public" without feeling the least bit embarrassed.
Now cross that with the powerful precognitive abilities and sagacious insight of the I Ching.
Before now, such a hybrid was unthinkable, improbable and unpossible.

Not anymore motherfucker.
Not anymore.