Tuesday, September 13, 2005

Eastern Wisdom meets Western Comfort.

Close your eyes.
Imagine the most beautiful meadow.
Now imagine there is a box in middle of the meadow.
Open that box.
It's OK. Open it.
It's for you.

That's right, it's what you've -until now-- only dreamt about.
It's pants.
But not just any pants.
These pants tell the future.

Imagine a pair of pants stylish enough to "get you into the club,"
yet comfortable enough to "shit yourself in public" without feeling the least bit embarrassed.
Now cross that with the powerful precognitive abilities and sagacious insight of the I Ching.
Before now, such a hybrid was unthinkable, improbable and unpossible.

Not anymore motherfucker.
Not anymore.

7 Comments:

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Blogger siredofcool said...

A funny thing about Time, Space, and reading blogs.

I just loaned The Man in the High Castle to a co-worker. Which is the first I ever heard of the I Ching.

Ok, more of a boring thing about Time, Space, and my lack of friends.

10:01 PM  
Blogger Froyd said...

thank God for pants.

8:36 AM  
Blogger Bdawg said...

I just bought a khaki pair on ebay last week. They're pretty sweet.

1:58 PM  
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