Wednesday, December 05, 2007

a whisper thick

alright kids, put this in your eye-holes.

sometimes, when both my hands are busy, i try doing a third thing just to see if i've suddenly developed Super Powers.

if someone asks you for something, act real mean-then act nice-then act mean, then admit you have no idea what you're doing or why. then do what they asked you to do.

pretend you have a good reason for treating someone really well.

pretend you don't know what day it is and then act pleasantly surprised when someone tells you. Follow this up by appearing to be very confused but happy.

a movie i wish i had seen: Hillbilly Leviticus starring Joe Don Baker

a dessert i wish i had eaten: Marshmallow Peanut-Butter Pudding


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