Tuesday, February 14, 2006

st valentines day

valentines day is the ruby centerpiece in the crown of loneliness.
the day that makes masturbation seem even more desperate, shameful and pathetic.
it is the holiday that bleeds whiskey tears.

but not anymore.

this is how we take it back.

imagine: the girl at the DMV who gave you her number, you couldn't call her because you were already in a relationship. that one time you kissed your boyfriends best friend on New Years and he bit your lip like he loved you. someone you could've or should've been with. the Nice Guy, the Bad Girl. we all have someone we wish we might have had, someone we wish we never lost. bring back the Secret Admirer. let your Id pass out the hard candies. feel neither shame or compunction.

just don't wait until youre drunk. or dead.


feel free to post all love letters in the comments section.

Wednesday, February 01, 2006

my blog sucks

it must be true, this blog is unlinked and unloved even by those it considers its closest friends and relatives.

i would like to suggest another blog-related holiday: Your Blog Sucks Day, which encourages participants to coldly and objectively player-hate other bloggers.