Porcine Bioluminescence
asian people give pigs super-powers.
Hopefully it will be my turn soon. Here's my wish list, in no particular order.
1.) Omnigastricity: The ability to digest anything. Mostly stuff like metal, plastic and hair. Although it would be cool to be able to digest lightning too.
2.) Diamond Fingernails: Fingernails that never grow and never break. Also you could cut glass with them.
3.) Neck Zeppelin: I want two giant sacs in my neck that inflate with buoyant gas whenever I become agitated/bored. You'll see me bouncing into the classroom ceiling like a stray party balloon.
4.) Womb in my forehead: The only thing i can't decide if the womb should give birth to my ideas or actual babies.
Hopefully it will be my turn soon. Here's my wish list, in no particular order.
1.) Omnigastricity: The ability to digest anything. Mostly stuff like metal, plastic and hair. Although it would be cool to be able to digest lightning too.
2.) Diamond Fingernails: Fingernails that never grow and never break. Also you could cut glass with them.
3.) Neck Zeppelin: I want two giant sacs in my neck that inflate with buoyant gas whenever I become agitated/bored. You'll see me bouncing into the classroom ceiling like a stray party balloon.
4.) Womb in my forehead: The only thing i can't decide if the womb should give birth to my ideas or actual babies.
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